heyitsmemerry:

 

The first time in my life I can say I wish I was skinny. I eat well and exercise and no results. I feel like shit.

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

(Source: )

“If you’re on on time you’re late, if your early you’re on time.”

I just want to have really hot amazing sex right now.

(Source: thievinggenius)

exceptioninq:

You’re in my veins // don’t delete

exceptioninq:

You’re in my veins // don’t delete

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls)

Just so everyone knows, I just extracted my DNA from my mouth. Now it’s in a little tiny flask and it’s a necklace. :)

Just so everyone knows, I just extracted my DNA from my mouth. Now it’s in a little tiny flask and it’s a necklace. :)

(Source: kikisdelivery)

cute-bird-dad:

i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

paytothetato:

playing my instrument makes me very sad
but not playing my instrument also makes me very sad
do you see my dilemma

(Source: tchaikovskysgirlfriend)

In two days I’ll be leaving and I won’t see this little poop head for a while. 💜💜💜 I love him so friggin much. 😍😘😍

In two days I’ll be leaving and I won’t see this little poop head for a while. 💜💜💜 I love him so friggin much. 😍😘😍

mindless-freedom:

i want kisses and maybe a little bit of rough sex 

(Source: 16-09-55)